What We Say, What They Hear

This morning, as I hummed a few bars of "Ivdu et HaShem B'Simcha" in the kitchen, my daughter chimed in with the words, then stopped, then laughed "It's like we're praising that guy from the Three Stooges!"

One year of first grade Hebrew School: $400.
TiVo subscription to catch trashy reruns: $13 / month.
Having your daughter picture HaShem as Shemp Howard: priceless.