Well, technically it's not Purim yet, but I'm busy writing songs for the festivities, and yesterday's vote at the UN calls for one, surely. Hit it, Buddy!
I’m gonna tell you how it’s gonna be:
You’re gonna dig my dignity.
Everything will be really great!
I’m a Non-Member Observer state.
Chances slimmer than a cigarette.
Don’t really have any borders yet.
Not much room to negotiate.
But soon I’ll issue a license plate
That says “Non-Member Observer State.”
Settlers rooted deep as palms.
Gaza’s popping with Qassams.
Tonight we’ll party like it’s ’48,
In a Non-Member Observer State,
In a Non-Member Observer State.